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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. And behind her were 200 women walking in a single line.
The woman who had just left the 7-11 was overcome with curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know this is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "My husband is in the lead hearse.
"What happened to him?"
"My dog attacked and killed him."
"And who is in the second hearse?"
"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.
"Can I borrow your dog?"
"Get in line."
The woman who had just left the 7-11 was overcome with curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know this is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "My husband is in the lead hearse.
"What happened to him?"
"My dog attacked and killed him."
"And who is in the second hearse?"
"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.
"Can I borrow your dog?"
"Get in line."
