Looking back at the past 12 months I've been in office...
I can point with pride to the many accomplishments
of my administration.
Crime is down.
You are now less likely to be murdered
or violently assaulted on the streets of this city...
than at any other time in the past 20 years.
At the same time...
we are experiencing a cultural renaissance.
Once again, New York is a mecca
for filmmakers, musicians,
writers, and television producers.
And, uh...
...this both contributes to our tax base
and attracts thousands of visitors
to our city each year.
Now, if it wasn't for...
Please, dude, I said I was sorry.
You think this...
...means I'm sorry ?
This was a state-of the-city address seen by millions of New Yorkers, and do you know what our message was ?
Crime is down, jobs are up, and the Mayor hates deaf people.
Back off, pal. I'm just a temp.
Ha ! Just a temp !
And, you ! Where did you find this guy ?
Temp agency.
Paul, I'm thinking of having you replaced with a monkey.
Why did the agency send you over, anyway ?
His resumé said he knew sign language.
He lied on his resumé, Mike ?
It would appear so.
You guys telling me you never lied on your resumé ?
Never. Nope. No. Not a chance. Not me. Nope. Not me, either.
Uh, I'm still gonna get paid for today, right ?
Oh, yeah. The, uh, "check is in the mail."
