Slogans for Women's T-shirts!!!

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Slogans for Women's T-shirts

1. So many men, so few who can afford me.

2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.

3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.

4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just
can't remember it all.

5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks
frog.

7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.

8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.

9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.

13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?

14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

15. I hate everybody...and you're next.

16. And your point is...?

17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.

20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

22. All stressed out and no one to choke.

23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?

25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

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lmao I liked many of these and laughed at them and was like oh so true haha!

Good ones!
 
LOL I thought it was pretty funny when I posted the women's slogans, lol I try to come up with male slogans jokes if I can LOL
 
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

lol i like them.. hehe! funny!
 
Freaky Cat said:
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

lol i like them.. hehe! funny!
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LOL :ty: I got to laugh because that slogans are way too funny lol
 
Slogans for Women's T-shirts

These two are funny :giggle:
1. So many men, so few who can afford me.

8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
 
GarnetTigerMom said:
LOL, I should've have said " So many men, so little time!" lol:bowdown:
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*Looking at: "The rain may be falling hard outside".* Maybe your brain's waterlogged today! Go stick your head in the dryer. No, no, no, not the microwave; the dryer!:giggle:
 
Tousi said:
*Looking at: "The rain may be falling hard outside".* Maybe your brain's waterlogged today! Go stick your head in the dryer. No, no, no, not the microwave; the dryer!:giggle:
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LOL, If I were to do that then I design a t shirt for you that say, "So many women, So little time I can't get my pant on right"! lol you been wearing your pant on backward agian? lol :giggle::giggle::giggle:
 
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