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A woman stuck her head into a hair salon and asked, 'How long before I
can get a wash & curl?' The beautician looked around the salon full of
customers and said, 'about 2 hours.' The woman left. A few days later,
the same woman stuck her head in the door and asked, ' how long before I
can get a wash & curl?' The beautician looked around at the salon and
said,' about 3 hours.' The woman left. A week later, the same woman
stuck her head in the salon and asked, ' How long before I can get a
wash & curl?' The beautician looked around the salon and said, 'about an
hour and a half.' The woman left. The beautician turned to her
girlfriend and said, 'Hey Juanita, do me a favor. Follow that woman and
see where she goes. She keeps asking how long she has to wait for a wash
& curl, but then she doesn't ever come back.'
A little while later, Juanita returned to the salon, laughing
hysterically. The beautician asked, 'So, where does that woman go when
she leaves?'
Juanita looked up, wiped the tears from her eyes and said, 'Your man's
house!
can get a wash & curl?' The beautician looked around the salon full of
customers and said, 'about 2 hours.' The woman left. A few days later,
the same woman stuck her head in the door and asked, ' how long before I
can get a wash & curl?' The beautician looked around at the salon and
said,' about 3 hours.' The woman left. A week later, the same woman
stuck her head in the salon and asked, ' How long before I can get a
wash & curl?' The beautician looked around the salon and said, 'about an
hour and a half.' The woman left. The beautician turned to her
girlfriend and said, 'Hey Juanita, do me a favor. Follow that woman and
see where she goes. She keeps asking how long she has to wait for a wash
& curl, but then she doesn't ever come back.'
A little while later, Juanita returned to the salon, laughing
hysterically. The beautician asked, 'So, where does that woman go when
she leaves?'
Juanita looked up, wiped the tears from her eyes and said, 'Your man's
house!
