Catmandu
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"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54
years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a
good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly
interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old
secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed I shall be home
before midnight".
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table...
"My Dear Husband,
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I
would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta
with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow."
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54
years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a
good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly
interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old
secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed I shall be home
before midnight".
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table...
"My Dear Husband,
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I
would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta
with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow."
