Santa s Pick Up Lines (Guys Dont Use these!)

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Gemtun

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Santa Pickup Lines

I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly.

I've got something you can hang a wreath on.

One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer.

That is NOT a candy cane in my pocket and I AM glad to see you.

Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers.

I got your stocking stuffer right here.

Giddy-up over here and say "Howdy" to your fat, bearded cowboy of love.

After checking my list I'm making you twice.

:roll:
 
Meg, awww I really want to use one of these lines. It sounds so cool and give me the edge over men with women!

btw, just kidding.
 
haha....I umm don't think I would take that chance with Mr Santa Claus... :aw:
 
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