Putting the "Super" in Supermarket

Awauphi

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This guy goes to a supermarket and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady asks "what size," and the guy says "I don't know," so
the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says, "you need a box of x-large condoms."

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condoms, and
the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says, "get a box of medium condoms."

So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks, "can I have a box of condoms?"

The lady asks "what size," and the teenager says "I don't know."

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces,
"Clean up in isle 12!"

ha ha ha ha got this via email.. :rofl:
 
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