Missus_Philos0phyK
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i got that from a friend of me, its crazy!
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you".
We have some Puerto Ricans up here that are causing problems.
My horn is missing, bean sauce all over the place,
They are making guayaveras out of their robes,
They have domino tables in the cafeteria,
And they're wearing baseball caps instead of their halos.
They refuse to stop making Puerto Rican coffee on Heaven's stairs.
They are setting up cock fights in the clouds, And some of them are
walking around with just one wing".
"The Lord said, Puerto Ricans are Puerto Ricans, Gabriel, Heaven is home
to all my childrens." If you want to know about REAL
problems, call the devil.
The devil answers the phone: Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.
The devil returned to the phone, "OK, I'm back." What can I do for you?
Gabriel reply, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having
down there??
The devil said, hold on again. I need to check on something.
After about five minutes the devil returned to the phone and said, I'm
back. Now what was the question?
Gabriel said, What kind of problems are you having down there??
The devil said, "Man, I don't believe this!!! Hold on.
This time the devil was gone fifteen minutes.
The devil returned and said, " I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right
now.
Those damn Puerto Ricans have put out the fire and are trying to install
air conditioning!
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you".
We have some Puerto Ricans up here that are causing problems.
My horn is missing, bean sauce all over the place,
They are making guayaveras out of their robes,
They have domino tables in the cafeteria,
And they're wearing baseball caps instead of their halos.
They refuse to stop making Puerto Rican coffee on Heaven's stairs.
They are setting up cock fights in the clouds, And some of them are
walking around with just one wing".
"The Lord said, Puerto Ricans are Puerto Ricans, Gabriel, Heaven is home
to all my childrens." If you want to know about REAL
problems, call the devil.
The devil answers the phone: Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.
The devil returned to the phone, "OK, I'm back." What can I do for you?
Gabriel reply, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having
down there??
The devil said, hold on again. I need to check on something.
After about five minutes the devil returned to the phone and said, I'm
back. Now what was the question?
Gabriel said, What kind of problems are you having down there??
The devil said, "Man, I don't believe this!!! Hold on.
This time the devil was gone fifteen minutes.
The devil returned and said, " I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right
now.
Those damn Puerto Ricans have put out the fire and are trying to install
air conditioning!
That's cool!