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Mike:"Hello Lois? This is Mike, I'm the
personnel director at your husbands work."
Lois:"Oh hi how are you."
Mike:"I'm fine and how are you."
Lois:"Fine."
Mike:"Lois are you sitting down?"
Lois:"Yes."
Mike:"Well I have some bad news."
Lois:"What do you mean bad news?
Bob's ok isn't he?"
Mike:"Well actually that's|why I called to talk to you.
Uh, it's about Bob. And um,
I know that he's been an employee here
for a very long time but I'm
afraid we're gonna have to let Bob go."
Lois:"What do you mean?
That's not very fair.
He's been very loyal to you."
Mike:"I understand you feeling that way-"
Lois:"Feeling that way?
You don't understand we just had a baby."
Mike:"No I understand I-"
Lois:"That is a very hard time to
do this kind of a thing."
Mike:"Yes it is but Bob has kind of
forced our hand on this."
Lois:"Why are you firing him?"
*sigh*
Mike:"We caught him doing a secretary
on his office desk."
Lois:"Oh that son of a bitch!"
Mike:"Look I know you're upset."
Lois:"Upset is not the word! Oh that stupid
rotten son of a bitch!
Oh I can't believe this."
Mike::"He's on his way home right now
and he's gonna need your support."
Lois:"Support my fucking ass!
I'm gonna chain the locks on the door.
I'm throwing his shit out on the front lawn.
He can just have it all I'm not even gonna
be here when he gets back. And now,
now,
I don't feel so bad for F---- his brother."
*gasp*
Bob:"Lois Lois Lois."
Mike:"It's a joke, your husband put us
up to it, it's your birthday."
People on phone:"Happy birthday"
*Lois hangs up*
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Mike:"Hello Lois? This is Mike, I'm the
personnel director at your husbands work."
Lois:"Oh hi how are you."
Mike:"I'm fine and how are you."
Lois:"Fine."
Mike:"Lois are you sitting down?"
Lois:"Yes."
Mike:"Well I have some bad news."
Lois:"What do you mean bad news?
Bob's ok isn't he?"
Mike:"Well actually that's|why I called to talk to you.
Uh, it's about Bob. And um,
I know that he's been an employee here
for a very long time but I'm
afraid we're gonna have to let Bob go."
Lois:"What do you mean?
That's not very fair.
He's been very loyal to you."
Mike:"I understand you feeling that way-"
Lois:"Feeling that way?
You don't understand we just had a baby."
Mike:"No I understand I-"
Lois:"That is a very hard time to
do this kind of a thing."
Mike:"Yes it is but Bob has kind of
forced our hand on this."
Lois:"Why are you firing him?"
*sigh*
Mike:"We caught him doing a secretary
on his office desk."
Lois:"Oh that son of a bitch!"
Mike:"Look I know you're upset."
Lois:"Upset is not the word! Oh that stupid
rotten son of a bitch!
Oh I can't believe this."
Mike::"He's on his way home right now
and he's gonna need your support."
Lois:"Support my fucking ass!
I'm gonna chain the locks on the door.
I'm throwing his shit out on the front lawn.
He can just have it all I'm not even gonna
be here when he gets back. And now,
now,
I don't feel so bad for F---- his brother."
*gasp*
Bob:"Lois Lois Lois."
Mike:"It's a joke, your husband put us
up to it, it's your birthday."
People on phone:"Happy birthday"
*Lois hangs up*
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