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A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman
on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow,
just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping
at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten
the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn,
screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to
get through the intersection with him. As she was
still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell
and opened the door. She was escorted back to the
booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting
with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for
this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car
while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off
in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the
'What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the
'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker and
the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow,
just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping
at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten
the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn,
screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to
get through the intersection with him. As she was
still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell
and opened the door. She was escorted back to the
booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting
with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for
this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car
while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off
in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the
'What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the
'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker and
the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
That's a good one! Hehehe!