Pms.........

rockin'robin

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You know a woman has PMS when.....

* She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.

* She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.

* She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.

* She's developed a new talent for spinning her head around in 360 degree circles.

* She retains more water than Lake Superior.

* She denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her semiautomatic and "chambers one."

* She buys you a new T-shirt -with a bulls-eye on the front.

* You ask her to please pass the salt at the dinner table and she says,"All I ever do is give, give, give! AM I SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING?"

* She enrolls in the Lizzie Borden School of Charm.

* She orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken McNuggets,and then mauls the manager because they're out of Diet Coke.
 
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