Pms.......................

[rockin'robin]

The 13 things that PMS stands for...

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

13. Potential Murder Suspect

 

[rockdrummer]

Potential Murder Suspect. Now that is a true statement

 

[rolling7]

Putting up with men's shit

 

[whatdidyousay!]

I had a 92 years male client and he thought PMS meant premarital sex!!