Ok ok ok....now that's much better!!
While heading back to the computer--*slips on a banana peel that was left on the floor...* *falls to the floor bellowing out a bloodcurlin' scream!!* *looks around with eyes like:

, then heads outside*
*walking angrily toward the trees looking for.........*
*looks around...can't seeeeeeeeeee....* Hmmmm...ah ha!
*holds up a bunch of bananas up in the air*
Ohhhhhhh...it's working!! *sees a glimpse of that darn monkey up in the tree*
*psssstttt...c'mere monkey, c'mere monkey monkey....yeah, who do ya think I'm talking to?!! *ahems*
*impatiently tappin' my feet on the ground waiting for the darn monkey to come down so I can say a piece of my mind!* **watches the monkey flail in the air from one branch to another, darting down a tree quickly, but slowly approaches me....**....Just as I reach down to put the bananas in her hand, I noticed an innocent sweet smile....*...*my heart sinks as I cannot bear the thought of screaming and cursing out a monkey for leaving a banana peel on the floor....*
Ain't she nice...*pattin' on her head and watches her zooms back up in the trees*
Lo and behold!!
DeafMonkey's it! 