dreamsfloatjoe
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Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane Chmielewski is a neighbor of mine. I just call her Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane. Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane is a much older senior citizen widow. Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane invited me to her home to have a nice tall glass of fresh made southern style extra sweet iced tea and to chat a while. I was sipping my fresh made southern style extra sweet iced tea through a tall straw when Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane's telephone rang. Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane went in another room to answer her telephone. While Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane was out of the kitchen talking on her telephone I noticed that Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane had a large bowl of peanuts on her kitchen table. I started eating Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane's peanuts. I did eat the whole bowl of Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane's peanuts. I felt real bad about eating all of Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane's peanuts. I did try to think where I could hide Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane's empty peanut bowl before Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane hung up her telephone and came back into the kitchen. I decided to come clean, and tell the truth about the peanuts to Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane. Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane did come back into the kitchen and did sit down next to me. I told Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane that I did eat all of her peanuts. Ms Mary Claire Melvina Rebecca Sue Jane just smiled, put her arm around me, as only a dear, sweet, loving, caring, older southern lady can and said to me: "Dreams Float Joe, it's all right, cause ever since I lost all my teeth it's all I can do to suck the chocolate off of the peanuts."
I just love a happy ending, don't you.
