FeistyChick
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I became fully aware last night that I've been spending entirely too
much time with my computer. The first clue was when I noticed that my
right hand is now permanently cramped into the famous "Microsoft Mouse"
position.
The second hint was a little more tragic. As I lay in bed last night
looking at my wife, thinking how nice it would be to have sex with her,
I rested my hand upon her breast and gently cupped it (having no
choice, since my right hand is now permanently cramped).
I heard a soft moan, but moments later she relegated me back to my side
of the bed.
Alas, I had double-clicked her nipple.
I became fully aware last night that I've been spending entirely too
much time with my computer. The first clue was when I noticed that my
right hand is now permanently cramped into the famous "Microsoft Mouse"
position.
The second hint was a little more tragic. As I lay in bed last night
looking at my wife, thinking how nice it would be to have sex with her,
I rested my hand upon her breast and gently cupped it (having no
choice, since my right hand is now permanently cramped).
I heard a soft moan, but moments later she relegated me back to my side
of the bed.
Alas, I had double-clicked her nipple.