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Here's another little something my friend e-mailed me:
Police Log-
This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota Florida,
an elderly Florida lady did her shopping one day and upon returning to her vehical dropped her bags and drew her handgun proceeding to scream at the
top of her lungs to some men who had apparently just broken into her car "Get out of my car!"
The men didn't wait for a second warning so got out and ran like mad,
somewhat shaken the lady then proceeded to load her groceries into
the back of the car then attempted to leave but the key would not
fit into the ignition and it suddenly dawned on her why, so she got out
of the car only to notice that her car was parked several spaces down.
Loading her bags into her own car she drove to the nearest police station
to report her mistake and the sergeant to whom she told the story to couldn't stop laughing as he pointed to the other end of the counter where four pale
men were standing reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman
described as white, 5ft. tall with curly white hair wearing glasses and
carrying a handgun.
No charges were filed, moral of the story is if your going to have a
senior moment make it a memorable one.
Police Log-
This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota Florida,
an elderly Florida lady did her shopping one day and upon returning to her vehical dropped her bags and drew her handgun proceeding to scream at the
top of her lungs to some men who had apparently just broken into her car "Get out of my car!"
The men didn't wait for a second warning so got out and ran like mad,
somewhat shaken the lady then proceeded to load her groceries into
the back of the car then attempted to leave but the key would not
fit into the ignition and it suddenly dawned on her why, so she got out
of the car only to notice that her car was parked several spaces down.
Loading her bags into her own car she drove to the nearest police station
to report her mistake and the sergeant to whom she told the story to couldn't stop laughing as he pointed to the other end of the counter where four pale
men were standing reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman
described as white, 5ft. tall with curly white hair wearing glasses and
carrying a handgun.
No charges were filed, moral of the story is if your going to have a
senior moment make it a memorable one.
That was a good one !!!!! 
Tsk tsk tsk. Heh.