Awauphi
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The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused
about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his
secretary for some mathematical help. He called her
into office and said, "You graduated from the
University of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were
to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you
take off?
"Everything but my earrings."
You gotta love those Kentucky women...
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A group of Kentucky friends went deer hunting and
paired off in twos for the day.
That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of
miles back up the trail," the successful hunter
replied.
You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer
back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I guarantee no
one is going to steal Henry!
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Regarding the year 2000, a senior at UK was overheard saying,
"When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in
Kentucky."
When asked why, he stated that everything happens here
20 years later than the rest of the civilized world.
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The young Kentuckian came running into the store and
said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your
pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young Kentuckian answered, "I couldn't tell, but I
got the license number."
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NEWS FLASH! - Kentucky's worst air disaster occurred
when a small two -seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by
two UK students, crashed into a cemetery earlier
today. Search and rescue workers have recovered 300
bodies so far and epect the number to climb as
digging continues into the evening. The pilot and
copilot survived and are helping in the recovery
efforts.
=======================================
A Kentucky State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75.
The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied,
"Bout whut"?
======================================
A Kentuckian had a flat tire, pulled off on the side
of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers
in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got
back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene
as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and
went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby
asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man
responded, "When you break down they tell you to put
flares in the front and flares in the back!
got this via email
about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his
secretary for some mathematical help. He called her
into office and said, "You graduated from the
University of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were
to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you
take off?
"Everything but my earrings."
You gotta love those Kentucky women...
================================
A group of Kentucky friends went deer hunting and
paired off in twos for the day.
That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of
miles back up the trail," the successful hunter
replied.
You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer
back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I guarantee no
one is going to steal Henry!
===============================
Regarding the year 2000, a senior at UK was overheard saying,
"When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in
Kentucky."
When asked why, he stated that everything happens here
20 years later than the rest of the civilized world.
===================================
The young Kentuckian came running into the store and
said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your
pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young Kentuckian answered, "I couldn't tell, but I
got the license number."
================================
NEWS FLASH! - Kentucky's worst air disaster occurred
when a small two -seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by
two UK students, crashed into a cemetery earlier
today. Search and rescue workers have recovered 300
bodies so far and epect the number to climb as
digging continues into the evening. The pilot and
copilot survived and are helping in the recovery
efforts.
=======================================
A Kentucky State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75.
The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied,
"Bout whut"?
======================================
A Kentuckian had a flat tire, pulled off on the side
of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers
in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got
back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene
as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and
went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby
asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man
responded, "When you break down they tell you to put
flares in the front and flares in the back!
got this via email
