One time when I was home visiting my folks,

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my mom asked me to set the
table for dinner.

I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risque
picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily-clad young
woman.

"Mom, what's this?" I asked.

"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to over-eat," she answered.

"Is it working?" I asked.

"Yes and no," she explained. "I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained
20!"
 
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