This man is sitting in a bar, drinking. He says to the bartender, "Give me another one, and keep them coming!"
The bartender says, "i'm cutting you off...you've had enough."
The man says, "I'm fine, and I can prove it! If I was drunk, I wouldn't be able to see that one-eyed cat coming in the door over there."
The bartender says, "That isn't a one-eyed cat coming in the door, it's a two-eyed cat going out."
The bartender says, "i'm cutting you off...you've had enough."
The man says, "I'm fine, and I can prove it! If I was drunk, I wouldn't be able to see that one-eyed cat coming in the door over there."
The bartender says, "That isn't a one-eyed cat coming in the door, it's a two-eyed cat going out."