Old McDonald had a ....

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He slips cyanide into the scrambled eggs...
 
but then remembered the old dog adage... "don't kill the farmer that feeds you"......
 
Unfortunately for the dog, who we shall call "Bingo", the farmer had been peeking around the corner during these nefarious activities....
 
so when it came time to serve, the farmer asked Bingo to go first....
 
Poor Bingo. For a moment he was baffled as to what to do, but then he remembered there was a three ring circus set up in a field down the road. So packing his meager belongings and refusing any breakfast, Bingo set off to make his fortune ........
 
creepy clown as the first mascot.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt4LWppOLtE&feature=related]YouTube - First Ronald McDonald Commercial[/ame]
 
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So it was revealed Old McDonald was a clown with a history of sexual assaults and was hired by McDonald's as a mascot in exchange for a false clean record, so the farmer's wife...
 
showed up to work one day in a Princess Leia outfit and the ...
 
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the Luke skywalker appeared with a lightsaber, threatening Old Macdonald....
 
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...threw protons out of their guns starting a war between their farm and the star wars clan...
 
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And the Hamburglar rushed to Old McDonald's aid with the golden burger in his burlap...
 
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shoes, clunking all the way. So he shucked his shoes and ran barefoot off to ...
 
Tatooine. He had forgotten the harsh climate so was surprised when...
 
Oh, man, he lamented. I hope there is a shower around here somewhere. Gazing into the distance he thought he could see a flickering light in one of the caves so he started off in that direction, hoping to find a warm welcome...
 
but instead encountered the glaring lights of a train coursing through the cave. So he did an about-face and ran into ....
 
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