"Old" is when.......

[rockin'robin]

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,'

and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes,
and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy,
and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless
pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor,
instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN
'Getting a little action'
means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means
you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighters' means
not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure these are jokes!!

 

[InfamousMacBook]

That is funny. I am going to print and show my Grandma. She gets a kick out of these things.

 

[Grummer]

I already feel old even at 42