GarnetTigerMom
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Accident with the Easter bunny!
A man name NorthStar as we call him "NS", was driving along the highway and saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road.
He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the Easter Bunny jumped in front of the car and was hit. OUCH!
NS being a sensitive man and animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road. He got out seeing what happened to the rabbit. The Easter Bunny was dead. He felt so horriable and awful that he began to cry.
A woman name Liebling driving down the highway saw poor NS crying like a hound dog, and she pulled over to comfort the poor man. She asked him what wrong?
NS said: " "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it". Wahhhhh!!!!
Liebling told NS not to worry, I know what to do to take care of the easter bunny. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously, Micircle!!! The easter bunny comes to life!!! And the Easter Bunny came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two people and hopped down the road! NS jaw dropped!!!
NS was astonished! He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the Liebling's spray can. Ns said: ""What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?”
Liebling show him the spray can and it read " Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair - Adds Permanent Wave."
NS said: Can I borrow this? "
Liebling said: " Sure, what will you do with this? "
NS: " I am gonna run over Calvin to see if this work on him!"
The End!
LOL
A man name NorthStar as we call him "NS", was driving along the highway and saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road.
He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the Easter Bunny jumped in front of the car and was hit. OUCH!
NS being a sensitive man and animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road. He got out seeing what happened to the rabbit. The Easter Bunny was dead. He felt so horriable and awful that he began to cry.
A woman name Liebling driving down the highway saw poor NS crying like a hound dog, and she pulled over to comfort the poor man. She asked him what wrong?
NS said: " "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it". Wahhhhh!!!!
Liebling told NS not to worry, I know what to do to take care of the easter bunny. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously, Micircle!!! The easter bunny comes to life!!! And the Easter Bunny came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two people and hopped down the road! NS jaw dropped!!!
NS was astonished! He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the Liebling's spray can. Ns said: ""What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?”
Liebling show him the spray can and it read " Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair - Adds Permanent Wave."
NS said: Can I borrow this? "
Liebling said: " Sure, what will you do with this? "
NS: " I am gonna run over Calvin to see if this work on him!"
The End!
LOL
that's funny!! 
