A man took his dog to the Vet. He said, "Doctor, I think my dog is dead." The Vet told him to put the dog on the table and then left the room. Soon he came back with a cat. The cat sniffed the dogs ears, his nose and then walked all over him. The Vet said "Yep, your dog is dead. That will be $535." The man said, "$535! What for?" The Vet said, "$35 for the office visit and $500 for the cat scan." 
priceless!!!!
