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A lady brings home a new cat and her husband hates the cat so after a few days he takes the cat puts it in his car and drives to the next town and dumps it. When he gets back home he finds the cat is already back. The next day he again takes the cat drives 50 miles from his home finds some remote land and again dumps the cat but when he gets home he finds the cat is already back before him. On the third day he again takes the cat puts it in a sack drives 3 hours north turns left and drives a further two hours then turns right and heads down the freeway for 3 hours. He then leaves the freeway going off road for another 2 hours finally running into a rubish tip where he dumps the cat. 6 hours later he calls his wife and says ...."Is the cat there?"...."yes"... replies his wife....he then says...."can you put the fucker on I'm lost !"
 
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