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From Reader's Digest-June 2002-page 54:
"Mother of Them All"
From the Internet, a warning concerning a "really, really bad" computer virus:
If you receive an e-mail titled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. This one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive but will delete everything within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on your credit cards, reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play.
It will program your telephone's auto-dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. It will drink all your beer. It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will cause you to run with scissors and give you Dutch elm disease.
It will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in next to a full bathtub. It will remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole.
It is insidious and subtle. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
--Submitted by Cathy Luftglass
"Mother of Them All"
From the Internet, a warning concerning a "really, really bad" computer virus:
If you receive an e-mail titled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. This one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive but will delete everything within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on your credit cards, reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play.
It will program your telephone's auto-dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. It will drink all your beer. It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will cause you to run with scissors and give you Dutch elm disease.
It will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in next to a full bathtub. It will remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole.
It is insidious and subtle. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
--Submitted by Cathy Luftglass
WTF?
Good one! 