Awauphi
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MY PHILOSOPHY On HOUSECLEANING!
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>I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
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>I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
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>I don't mind the dust bunnies because... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
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>I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to have a home of their own.
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>I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
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>I don't pull weeds in the garden because... I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
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>I don't put things away because... My husband will never be able to find them again.
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>I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
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>I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
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>I don't stress much on anything because... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
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>I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
>
>I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
>
>I don't mind the dust bunnies because... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
>
>I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to have a home of their own.
>
>I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
>
>I don't pull weeds in the garden because... I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
>
>I don't put things away because... My husband will never be able to find them again.
>
>I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
>
>I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
>
>I don't stress much on anything because... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
author unknown....
