My Nuts are Too Slippery

AJ

AJ

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my Nuts are too slippery and i cant crack them.

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these hazelnuts, everytime i try to crack them they slip right out. damn nuts.
 
Maybe you can take a hammer to your nuts. It might get messy . . .
 
Endymion said:
Maybe you can take a hammer to your nuts. It might get messy . . .
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a hammer is way too messy, it smashes my nuts, doesn't crack them open nicely.
 
I hate any nuts! I won't eat them...however you may need this tool!
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Endymion said:
Aw, nuts.
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:rofl: Perfect rhyme. Every time, I hear a person talks about nuts, and then later on, she/he would say, "Aw, nuts!" Perfect life.
 
I might have a solution for you. May I introduce the Nutcracker to help you with your problem..........here he is!!!
 
Endymion said:
Maybe you can take a hammer to your nuts. It might get messy . . .
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The real question is, if AJ had a hammer, would he hammer in the morning.
 
AJ, if you have vice, try holding nut with that and smash it slowly...its foolproof! I used it to crack open black walnuts and pecans when I was young kid.
 
:dance2: All great ideas!!! AJ try this one. Whenever my dad wanted to crack some nuts open, he would around 2 or 3 into his hand, make like a fist, and then smack them right on his forehead. It worked everytime!!!
 
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