Awauphi
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Two blondes landed at the airport and caught a cab.
"Where are you off to," asked the cabbie.
"San Josie," one replied.
The cabbie corrected her pronunciation telling her that the
"J" made an "H" sound.
As time went by he asked how long they would be vacationing.
The one blonde replied, "For all of Hune and Huly."
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A couple had met on the internet and after long hours of 'chatting'
and getting to know one another they had finally decided to meet
face to face. The woman was nervous as she opened her door to see
her friend standing there smiling, looking just like his picture.
He handed her a small bouquet of flowers and then pulled a large
shopping bag out from behind his back.
"Here, I thought this might help if we get nervous."
She laughed as she opened the bag and saw... two computer keyboards.
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Bernie says to his friend, "My Sadie and I, we are always holding hands."
"Why do you do this?" asks his friend.
"Because if I let go, she shops."
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A young guy was complaining to his boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.
"She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed.
"Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife," replied the boss.
"Whenever she got out of hand I'd take her pants down and spank her."
Shaking his head the young guy replied, "That doesn't work.
Once I get her pants down I'm not mad anymore."
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Tim asked Dabner, "How is your new job at the factory?"
"I'm not going back there," said Dabner
"Why not?" asked Tim.
"Many reasons," answered Dabner. "The sloppiness, the shoddy
workmanship, the awful language... they just couldn't put up with it,
so they fired me."
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"Where are you off to," asked the cabbie.
"San Josie," one replied.
The cabbie corrected her pronunciation telling her that the
"J" made an "H" sound.
As time went by he asked how long they would be vacationing.
The one blonde replied, "For all of Hune and Huly."
*************************************
A couple had met on the internet and after long hours of 'chatting'
and getting to know one another they had finally decided to meet
face to face. The woman was nervous as she opened her door to see
her friend standing there smiling, looking just like his picture.
He handed her a small bouquet of flowers and then pulled a large
shopping bag out from behind his back.
"Here, I thought this might help if we get nervous."
She laughed as she opened the bag and saw... two computer keyboards.
*************************************
Bernie says to his friend, "My Sadie and I, we are always holding hands."
"Why do you do this?" asks his friend.
"Because if I let go, she shops."
*************************************
A young guy was complaining to his boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.
"She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed.
"Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife," replied the boss.
"Whenever she got out of hand I'd take her pants down and spank her."
Shaking his head the young guy replied, "That doesn't work.
Once I get her pants down I'm not mad anymore."
*************************************
Tim asked Dabner, "How is your new job at the factory?"
"I'm not going back there," said Dabner
"Why not?" asked Tim.
"Many reasons," answered Dabner. "The sloppiness, the shoddy
workmanship, the awful language... they just couldn't put up with it,
so they fired me."
got t his via email..
