rockin'robin
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Seems this hillbilly came to town carrying a jug of moonshine in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
He stopped a man on the street, saying to him: "Here, friend, take a drink outta my jug."
The man protested, saying he never drank. Unimpressed, the hillbilly leveled his shotgun at the stranger and commanded: "Drink!"
The stranger drank, shuddered, shook, shivered and coughed. "God! That's awful stuff!"
"Ain't it, though?" replied the hillbilly.
"Now here, you hold the gun on me while I take a swig."
He stopped a man on the street, saying to him: "Here, friend, take a drink outta my jug."
The man protested, saying he never drank. Unimpressed, the hillbilly leveled his shotgun at the stranger and commanded: "Drink!"
The stranger drank, shuddered, shook, shivered and coughed. "God! That's awful stuff!"
"Ain't it, though?" replied the hillbilly.
"Now here, you hold the gun on me while I take a swig."