Minnesota Slogans

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I came, I thawed, I transferred....

Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy.

If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski.

Minnesota - where visitors turn blue with envy.

Save a Minnesotan - eat a mosquito.

One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.

Minnesota - home of the blonde hair and blue ears.

Minnesota - mosquito supplier to the free world.

Minnesota - come fall in love with a loon.

Land of many cultures - mostly throat.

Where the elite meet sleet.

Minnesota: CLOSED FOR GLACIER REPAIRS

Land of 2 seasons: Winter is coming, Winter is here.

Minnesota - glove it or leave it.

Minnesota - have you jump started your kid today?

There are only 3 things you can grow in Minnesota: Colder, Older, & Fatter.

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa!

WARNING: You are entering Minnesota, Please use an alternate route!

Jack Frost must like Minnesota - he spends half his life there.

Land of 10,000 Petersons.

Land of the ski and home of the crazed.

Minnesota - home of the Mispi-Mispp-Missispp (Where the damn river starts!)

10,000 lakes and no sharks!

In Minnesota ducks don't fly, people do!
 
:lol: Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa! That's my favorite!
 
What!?! No mention of Paul Bunyan and Babe, his Blue Ox?????
 
Minnesota - home of the blonde hair and blue ears.

hahahahahahahaha - I don't know why but it just made me think of Smurfette. :lol:
 
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