AJ
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my brother told me this joke and i thought it was pretty funny.
this guy has been having serious migraines for a month. he goes to the doctor and says "doc...ive been having these migraines for a very long time now, and i cant get rid of them. please help me." so the doctor looks him over and he says "well u have a serious problem...and there's only one way to cure it. but i dont think ur going to like it." the guy says "doctor anything...ill do ANYTHING just please help me." the doctor says "ok...we will have to remove ur testicles." the guy jumps up and says "No F***ing way!" and he leaves the office.
he tries to deal with the migraines but they still presist. so...he decides he will have the operation. he says "doc...i cant deal with this anymore man. i will do the operation."
so...he has the operation he gets his balls chopped off.
after the operation he's feeling great...no headaches at all...but he's not feeling too happy cuz well...he had his "boys" removed. so he says to himself...ill get myself a new suit. that will make me feel better.
so he goes into town and comes to this store that makes tailored suits. the guy says to the tailor i need a new suit to pick me up. ive been feeling down. the taylor looks at him and says "i got it" the taylor goes in the back of the store comes out with a full suit. and tells the guy here put this on. the guy puts everything on and says "wow...this all fits how did u know what size i was?" the taylor says "ive been doing this for over 30 years i know what im doing." then he says " why dont we get u some new underwear too? just to complete the outfit." then the taylor says "size 36." and the guy says...."no..size 34." the taylor says, "no u want size 36. u always want ur underwear in an extra size or it will squeeze ur balls and give u horrible migraine headaches."
yeah i know its pretty long but i thought it was great.
this guy has been having serious migraines for a month. he goes to the doctor and says "doc...ive been having these migraines for a very long time now, and i cant get rid of them. please help me." so the doctor looks him over and he says "well u have a serious problem...and there's only one way to cure it. but i dont think ur going to like it." the guy says "doctor anything...ill do ANYTHING just please help me." the doctor says "ok...we will have to remove ur testicles." the guy jumps up and says "No F***ing way!" and he leaves the office.
he tries to deal with the migraines but they still presist. so...he decides he will have the operation. he says "doc...i cant deal with this anymore man. i will do the operation."
so...he has the operation he gets his balls chopped off.
after the operation he's feeling great...no headaches at all...but he's not feeling too happy cuz well...he had his "boys" removed. so he says to himself...ill get myself a new suit. that will make me feel better.
so he goes into town and comes to this store that makes tailored suits. the guy says to the tailor i need a new suit to pick me up. ive been feeling down. the taylor looks at him and says "i got it" the taylor goes in the back of the store comes out with a full suit. and tells the guy here put this on. the guy puts everything on and says "wow...this all fits how did u know what size i was?" the taylor says "ive been doing this for over 30 years i know what im doing." then he says " why dont we get u some new underwear too? just to complete the outfit." then the taylor says "size 36." and the guy says...."no..size 34." the taylor says, "no u want size 36. u always want ur underwear in an extra size or it will squeeze ur balls and give u horrible migraine headaches."
yeah i know its pretty long but i thought it was great.
