Men Bashing.....

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WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock)
(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don’t have enough time)

WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)

WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)

WHY DON’T WOMEN HAVE MEN’S BRAINS?
(because they don’t have penises to put them in)

WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they’re intended for children, but men usually play with them)

WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
(it is sex with someone they love)

WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties)

WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

WHY IS A MAN’S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
(so he can tell if he’s coming or going)
 
Womens' turn

Adam is talking to God, saying he wants a partner.
God says he can make a perfect partner. Beautiful, smart, caring, understanding, perfect in every single way.
Adam says, "Wow! That is amazing! What will that cost?"
God says, "Well... An arm and a leg."
Adam says, "Whoa! That's a lot. What can I get for a rib?"




Now, if we do the math:
An (arm and a leg) = (Beautiful, smart, caring, and understanding; perfect in every way.)
A rib = a woman.

Assuming we have a 1:1 ratio, rib/(arm+leg)= woman/(Beautiful, smart, caring, and understanding; perfect in every way.)

Now, I think we all can agree that a rib is probably valued at about 1/50th of the value of an arm and a leg, conservatively.

Therefore, a woman is 1/50th the value of a perfect creature.

I think I may have carried on this joke a little long....
 
CaptVids said:
Adam is talking to God, saying he wants a partner.
God says he can make a perfect partner. Beautiful, smart, caring, understanding, perfect in every single way.
Adam says, "Wow! That is amazing! What will that cost?"
God says, "Well... An arm and a leg."
Adam says, "Whoa! That's a lot. What can I get for a rib?"




Now, if we do the math:
An (arm and a leg) = (Beautiful, smart, caring, and understanding; perfect in every way.)
A rib = a woman.

Assuming we have a 1:1 ratio, rib/(arm+leg)= woman/(Beautiful, smart, caring, and understanding; perfect in every way.)

Now, I think we all can agree that a rib is probably valued at about 1/50th of the value of an arm and a leg, conservatively.

Therefore, a woman is 1/50th the value of a perfect creature.

I think I may have carried on this joke a little long....
Click to expand...

Uhhhh..... I think you had too much time to think this over... :giggle:
 
Men are like lino.

lay them down right and you can walk all over them for years! :laugh2:
 
:wave: Cash For Clunkers - My wife tried to trade in her old run-down clunker but was told I didn't qualify.


:giggle:
 
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