This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink.
He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying. "
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and my insurance has run out. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered I had left my wallet in it.
At home found my wife in bed with another man.
So I came to this bar thinking about putting an end to my miserable life, and you show up and drink the darn poison."
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Oh my God!! ...
He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying. "
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and my insurance has run out. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered I had left my wallet in it.
At home found my wife in bed with another man.
So I came to this bar thinking about putting an end to my miserable life, and you show up and drink the darn poison."
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Oh my God!! ...
Good one!
