A man at his buddies house just found out he won the lottery. He was so excited he called his wife at home and told her the news. "Oh my god i won the lottery...pack up, pack up!" The wife said "Honey where are we going?" He said "I don't care where the hell you go just pack up and get out!" 



How??? March on down to the courthouse and show how much she thinks of him! Demand and claim half or more than half of the winnings!! Now now, poor o' bloke gonna feel broke while the 'ex-wife' seek happiness and true love with someone else. 