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screenwriters university association list 100 Worst Films
1. Cat in the Hat- Vandalized the children's story.
2. Pretty Woman- Cinderella as a prostitute.
3. Pulp Fiction- Killing people is funny?
4. Kill Bill 1&2- Mental illness inflicted on audiences.
5. Titanic- Corny, contrived, depressing.
6. Forrest Gump- See titanic.
7. Popeye the Motion Picture- Not as good as drying paint.
8. The Crying Game- Gross.
9. Hannibal- A person is fed thier own brain.
10. Silence of the Lambs- Cannibal protagony.
11. Legally Blonde 2- Two male dogs in lust.
12. Nurse Betty- A scalping for laughs.
13. Natural Born Killers- Should come with toilet paper.
14. American Wedding- Rumored to have not had a script.
15. The Godfather- Really just a dull glorification of organized crime, oh and the kiss of death was in another book first.
16. King Kong (1976)- Big and cheesy.
17. Matrix 2- What happened?
18. Killer Shrews- Must be seen to be believed.
19. Shaun of the Dead- A comedy with extreme gore for the last twenty minutes.
20. Things to Come- Not so accurate predictions.
21. Plan 9 From Outerspace- Would hate to see the first eight.
22. The Grinch- Like being screamed at for 90 minutes.
23. Scary Movie 2- Why?
24. Briget Jones 2- Once more without feeling.
25. Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2- So dumb it's scary.
26. Godzilla 1998- The made in Japan ones were better and cheaper.
27. Grease 2- Rockahulalouao?
28. It's Pat: The Movie- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
29. Last Action Hero- light a match!
30. Lost in Space- Danger Will Robinson it's a bomb!
31. Porkys- Hold your nose.
32. Rinestone- Sylvester Stallone: country singer?
33. Showgirls- Campy.
34. Waterworld- A rip off of Mad Max at sea.
35. Who's That Girl?- Madonna.
36. Whipped- Should be wiped.
37. The Avenger- Attack of the Carnival Prizes.
38. Glitter- All that glitters is not gold.
39. Kung Pao!: Enter the Fist- We think he just wanted to take his shirt off in front of dozens of people.
40. 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag- Who signed off on that concept?
41. Dumb and Dumber- At least it's true.
42. Vegas Vacation- Depressing.
43. Joe Dirt: Like 100lbs of crap in a five pound bag.
44. Son of the Mask- Son of a *****.
45. American Outlaws- It's criminal.
46. Beaches- Maudlin.
47. Love Story- See Beaches.
48. Cabin Boy- Laughless.
49. CHUD- Rimes with dud.
50. Crybaby- Shameful.
51. Perfect- Not!
52. Pink Flamingos- The horror.
53. Yentel- Unintentionaly scary.
54. A Boy and His Dog- Juvinile.
55. Congo- The humanity!
56. Crash- The Breakfast Club Janitor makes out with James Spader.
57. Eyes Wide Shut- Hey, this was a Betty Boop story.
58. 9 1/2 Weeks- Feels like 10 weeks.
59. Road House- They keep saying he's a little small for a bouncer, but he is a little small for a jockey too.
60. Toys- Like most real toys; boring after a minute.
61. Twister 1996- Seems to be about a group of challenged folk.
62. Speed 2- Who came up with the slow moving boat idea.
63. Eurotrip- Ugly noodlefest.
64. Old School- Snoop Dog.
65. The Hulk- The powerful Hulk faces off against a formless blob and a poodle.
66. Catwoman- Who told her cat's don't move thier eyes? It's not true, but it does make her seem dopey.
67. Life as a House- Icky.
68. Sordid Lives- It is sordid.
69. Ed TV- Now Opie!
70. The Paper- Richie, you're grounded!
71. American Beauty- Finds beauty in splattered brains.
72. Signs- Beware!
73. Secret of NIMH- Sleep inducement for all ages.
74. Dogs and Cats- Help me!
75. The Mexican- As much fun as e-coli.
76. Going Overboard- Just go already.
77. The Core- Unobtainium?!
78. Armageddon- The only people that can save the Earth are a group of A-Team rejects let by a hic who shoots at guys for dating his daughter?
79. Men in Black 2- Stick a fork in it,the franchise is done.
80. Red Planet- Bore.
81. Mission to Mars- Bore.
82. Traffic- Slease.
83. S.O.S. Summer of Sam- Oh,those dumb whites.
84. Starship Troopers- Random.
85. Do the Right Thing- Riot?
86. Scarface- Pachino is shot and hit for 20 minutes by a dozen machine guns and walks around like he doesn't mind.
87. Goodfellas- As much fun as getting your head slammed in a door 50 times.
88. Troy- They seem to feel the trojan war was mostly about Brad Pitt's butt.
89. Intollerable Cruelty- It is.
90. Cool World- Painful.
91. Chinatown- My mother, my sister, my money back.
92. The Piano- Gross.
93. My Dinner with Andre- Cancel.
94. Starsky & Hutch- Yuck.
95. Along Came Polly- Gross.
96. Anger Management- Manages to anger you.
97. Exorcist 3- What possesed them?
98. Black Hawk Down- Thunbs down, a downer all around.
99. Cocktail- Bartender drama.
100. Sister Act- Unholy.
1. Cat in the Hat- Vandalized the children's story.
2. Pretty Woman- Cinderella as a prostitute.
3. Pulp Fiction- Killing people is funny?
4. Kill Bill 1&2- Mental illness inflicted on audiences.
5. Titanic- Corny, contrived, depressing.
6. Forrest Gump- See titanic.
7. Popeye the Motion Picture- Not as good as drying paint.
8. The Crying Game- Gross.
9. Hannibal- A person is fed thier own brain.
10. Silence of the Lambs- Cannibal protagony.
11. Legally Blonde 2- Two male dogs in lust.
12. Nurse Betty- A scalping for laughs.
13. Natural Born Killers- Should come with toilet paper.
14. American Wedding- Rumored to have not had a script.
15. The Godfather- Really just a dull glorification of organized crime, oh and the kiss of death was in another book first.
16. King Kong (1976)- Big and cheesy.
17. Matrix 2- What happened?
18. Killer Shrews- Must be seen to be believed.
19. Shaun of the Dead- A comedy with extreme gore for the last twenty minutes.
20. Things to Come- Not so accurate predictions.
21. Plan 9 From Outerspace- Would hate to see the first eight.
22. The Grinch- Like being screamed at for 90 minutes.
23. Scary Movie 2- Why?
24. Briget Jones 2- Once more without feeling.
25. Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2- So dumb it's scary.
26. Godzilla 1998- The made in Japan ones were better and cheaper.
27. Grease 2- Rockahulalouao?
28. It's Pat: The Movie- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
29. Last Action Hero- light a match!
30. Lost in Space- Danger Will Robinson it's a bomb!
31. Porkys- Hold your nose.
32. Rinestone- Sylvester Stallone: country singer?
33. Showgirls- Campy.
34. Waterworld- A rip off of Mad Max at sea.
35. Who's That Girl?- Madonna.
36. Whipped- Should be wiped.
37. The Avenger- Attack of the Carnival Prizes.
38. Glitter- All that glitters is not gold.
39. Kung Pao!: Enter the Fist- We think he just wanted to take his shirt off in front of dozens of people.
40. 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag- Who signed off on that concept?
41. Dumb and Dumber- At least it's true.
42. Vegas Vacation- Depressing.
43. Joe Dirt: Like 100lbs of crap in a five pound bag.
44. Son of the Mask- Son of a *****.
45. American Outlaws- It's criminal.
46. Beaches- Maudlin.
47. Love Story- See Beaches.
48. Cabin Boy- Laughless.
49. CHUD- Rimes with dud.
50. Crybaby- Shameful.
51. Perfect- Not!
52. Pink Flamingos- The horror.
53. Yentel- Unintentionaly scary.
54. A Boy and His Dog- Juvinile.
55. Congo- The humanity!
56. Crash- The Breakfast Club Janitor makes out with James Spader.
57. Eyes Wide Shut- Hey, this was a Betty Boop story.
58. 9 1/2 Weeks- Feels like 10 weeks.
59. Road House- They keep saying he's a little small for a bouncer, but he is a little small for a jockey too.
60. Toys- Like most real toys; boring after a minute.
61. Twister 1996- Seems to be about a group of challenged folk.
62. Speed 2- Who came up with the slow moving boat idea.
63. Eurotrip- Ugly noodlefest.
64. Old School- Snoop Dog.
65. The Hulk- The powerful Hulk faces off against a formless blob and a poodle.
66. Catwoman- Who told her cat's don't move thier eyes? It's not true, but it does make her seem dopey.
67. Life as a House- Icky.
68. Sordid Lives- It is sordid.
69. Ed TV- Now Opie!
70. The Paper- Richie, you're grounded!
71. American Beauty- Finds beauty in splattered brains.
72. Signs- Beware!
73. Secret of NIMH- Sleep inducement for all ages.
74. Dogs and Cats- Help me!
75. The Mexican- As much fun as e-coli.
76. Going Overboard- Just go already.
77. The Core- Unobtainium?!
78. Armageddon- The only people that can save the Earth are a group of A-Team rejects let by a hic who shoots at guys for dating his daughter?
79. Men in Black 2- Stick a fork in it,the franchise is done.
80. Red Planet- Bore.
81. Mission to Mars- Bore.
82. Traffic- Slease.
83. S.O.S. Summer of Sam- Oh,those dumb whites.
84. Starship Troopers- Random.
85. Do the Right Thing- Riot?
86. Scarface- Pachino is shot and hit for 20 minutes by a dozen machine guns and walks around like he doesn't mind.
87. Goodfellas- As much fun as getting your head slammed in a door 50 times.
88. Troy- They seem to feel the trojan war was mostly about Brad Pitt's butt.
89. Intollerable Cruelty- It is.
90. Cool World- Painful.
91. Chinatown- My mother, my sister, my money back.
92. The Piano- Gross.
93. My Dinner with Andre- Cancel.
94. Starsky & Hutch- Yuck.
95. Along Came Polly- Gross.
96. Anger Management- Manages to anger you.
97. Exorcist 3- What possesed them?
98. Black Hawk Down- Thunbs down, a downer all around.
99. Cocktail- Bartender drama.
100. Sister Act- Unholy.
