Little Johnny joke..

[Awauphi]

Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny , Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No".

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

His mom says, "No."

He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"

He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.


got this via email.. ouch

 

[Miss-Delectable]

Ouch!

 

[starrygaze]

his mom would be poor them this one is so funny.

 

[rockdrummer]

Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny , Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No".

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

His mom says, "No."

He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"

He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.


got this via email.. ouch

Funny, I have always been a big fan of the "little Johnny jokes" Here is another one for ya.

Little Johnny at school

Teacher: Class, if there are 3 birds pirched on a fence and the farmer shoots one, how many are left?

Little Johnny: None

Teacher: Well Johnny, how do you come up with none when 3 - 1 =2.

Little Johnny: Well, when the farmer shoots the first bird the other two got scared and flew away.

Teacher: Hmmmm... well techincally that was not the answer I was looking for but I like the way you are thinking.

Little Johnny: Hey teacher, now I got a question for you.

Teacher: Sure Johnny, what is your question.

Little Johnny: I am reaching in my pocket and I have something hard, round and it has a head on it. What do ya think it is?

Teacher: (blushing) Johnny, oh my.. is it your penis.

Little Johnny; Nope. It's a roll of quarters but I like the way you are thinking.

 

[Cheri]

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I got some Johnny Jokes too, Those I listed below are my all-time favorites.

Little Johnny: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Little Johnny: Your name on this report card.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Little Johnny: A Teacher

Teacher: Why are you late?
Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


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[Awauphi]

Funny, I have always been a big fan of the "little Johnny jokes" Here is another one for ya.

Little Johnny at school

Teacher: Class, if there are 3 birds pirched on a fence and the farmer shoots one, how many are left?

Little Johnny: None

Teacher: Well Johnny, how do you come up with none when 3 - 1 =2.

Little Johnny: Well, when the farmer shoots the first bird the other two got scared and flew away.

Teacher: Hmmmm... well techincally that was not the answer I was looking for but I like the way you are thinking.

Little Johnny: Hey teacher, now I got a question for you.

Teacher: Sure Johnny, what is your question.

Little Johnny: I am reaching in my pocket and I have something hard, round and it has a head on it. What do ya think it is?

Teacher: (blushing) Johnny, oh my.. is it your penis.

Little Johnny; Nope. It's a roll of quarters but I like the way you are thinking.

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I got some Johnny Jokes too, Those I listed below are my all-time favorites.

Little Johnny: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Little Johnny: Your name on this report card.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Little Johnny: A Teacher

Teacher: Why are you late?
Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


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Ha ha ha ha funny!!! thanks for sharing that with me!