Little Bruce was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers do for a living. All the typical answers came up, fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Bruce was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him".
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took little Bruce aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"....
"No", said Bruce, "My father plays footy for Collingwood, but I was just too embarrassed to say. " :Oops:
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him".
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took little Bruce aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"....
"No", said Bruce, "My father plays footy for Collingwood, but I was just too embarrassed to say. " :Oops:
Yep...it's all true -- no helmets nor paddings for the body! Their bodies are way too buff and beautiful to be covered by those tacky paddings! 
They also are tough blokes! No need for those paddings -- 
No offence to anyone! I did like watching football in USA and had favourite teams, but since moving to Australia, I've fallen totally in love with Aussie Rules!