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I am reading magazines, thought to post sharing with u 
"My best friend and her husband, Jim, were staying over at our house. It was the first time Jim had visited, and I wanted him to feel welcome, so I gave them my 2 1/2 yr old son Jack's bedroom. In the morning Jack walked in to greet them while they were still in bed. Jim said, "I really like sleeping in your bed." Jack replied, "I like to sleep in my bed too, but I always pee in it." (Lisa Casey;Marietta, GA)
On a family vacation in Houston, we stopped by a Build-a-Bear workshop. After my 4 yr old daughter, Sophie, put a little satin heart inside the cow she'd made, she decided to name it Love. A few weeks later, my mother asked Sophie what her favorite thing to do is. Sophie replied, "Making Love in Houston!" (Susan Braun; Fort Wayne, Ind)
My 4 yr old daughter, Angel, and I went clothes shopping one afternoon. As I was trying on pants in the busy fitting-room area, Angel looked at my thong, giggled, and exclaimed, "Mom, ur butt is eatting your underwear!" (Kristina Puente; Menomonee Falls, Wis.)
I became seperated from my family while we were shopping at the mall. My husband described me to a saleslady and asked my 5 yr old son, Derek, what kind of shirt I was wearing. Derek replied, "I don't know, but she has yellow hair with black roots!" (Gail Staples; Mount Hermon, Ky)
One evening my 4 yr old son, Sean, was going to the bathroom and accidently tinkled on the back of toilet. I jokingly said to him, "You need to learn to control that thing." He quickly replied, "But I dont have a remote for it!" (Jennifer Hosler; Decatur, Ill.)
One morning I was changing the sheets on my 3 yr. old son Bryce's bed. When he walked into the room to see what I was doing, he said, "Mommy, my bed is naked!" (Susi Gray; Flemington, Pa.)
I was at the park with my 2 children, and we heard a boy shout for his mother. Noticing that he got no response, my 3 yrs old daughter, Meredith, walked over to him, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "You can use my mom. She's not working right now." Melanie Dull; Duncansville, Pa.)
Recently my 5 yrs old daughter, Sophia, and I were sitting on the floor watching a spider in her web. Sophia had learned that mature male spiders stop spining webs and some female spiders eat male spiders. After watching for a while, she said, "Maybe they eat their husbands because they dont help out at home." (Sarah Jones; Chevy Chase, Md.)
"My best friend and her husband, Jim, were staying over at our house. It was the first time Jim had visited, and I wanted him to feel welcome, so I gave them my 2 1/2 yr old son Jack's bedroom. In the morning Jack walked in to greet them while they were still in bed. Jim said, "I really like sleeping in your bed." Jack replied, "I like to sleep in my bed too, but I always pee in it." (Lisa Casey;Marietta, GA)
On a family vacation in Houston, we stopped by a Build-a-Bear workshop. After my 4 yr old daughter, Sophie, put a little satin heart inside the cow she'd made, she decided to name it Love. A few weeks later, my mother asked Sophie what her favorite thing to do is. Sophie replied, "Making Love in Houston!" (Susan Braun; Fort Wayne, Ind)
My 4 yr old daughter, Angel, and I went clothes shopping one afternoon. As I was trying on pants in the busy fitting-room area, Angel looked at my thong, giggled, and exclaimed, "Mom, ur butt is eatting your underwear!" (Kristina Puente; Menomonee Falls, Wis.)
I became seperated from my family while we were shopping at the mall. My husband described me to a saleslady and asked my 5 yr old son, Derek, what kind of shirt I was wearing. Derek replied, "I don't know, but she has yellow hair with black roots!" (Gail Staples; Mount Hermon, Ky)
One evening my 4 yr old son, Sean, was going to the bathroom and accidently tinkled on the back of toilet. I jokingly said to him, "You need to learn to control that thing." He quickly replied, "But I dont have a remote for it!" (Jennifer Hosler; Decatur, Ill.)
One morning I was changing the sheets on my 3 yr. old son Bryce's bed. When he walked into the room to see what I was doing, he said, "Mommy, my bed is naked!" (Susi Gray; Flemington, Pa.)
I was at the park with my 2 children, and we heard a boy shout for his mother. Noticing that he got no response, my 3 yrs old daughter, Meredith, walked over to him, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "You can use my mom. She's not working right now." Melanie Dull; Duncansville, Pa.)
Recently my 5 yrs old daughter, Sophia, and I were sitting on the floor watching a spider in her web. Sophia had learned that mature male spiders stop spining webs and some female spiders eat male spiders. After watching for a while, she said, "Maybe they eat their husbands because they dont help out at home." (Sarah Jones; Chevy Chase, Md.)
