Awauphi
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What happened when Moses went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the shit out of him.
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A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by
two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the
famous
Louisville race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
the
other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room
when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach
the
urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their
pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their
"wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher
said,
"You must be in the fourth grade."
"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race
today."
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Fans of '60's music, my 14-year-old daughter and her best friend got
front-row tickets to a Peter, Paul, and Mary concert. When they
returned home, my daughter said, "During the show, we looked back an saw
hundreds of little lights swaying to the music. At first we thought
people were holding up cigarette lighters. Then we realized that the
lights were the reflections off all the eyeglasses in the audience.
got this via email...
Popeye beat the shit out of him.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by
two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the
famous
Louisville race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
the
other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room
when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach
the
urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their
pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their
"wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher
said,
"You must be in the fourth grade."
"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race
today."
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Fans of '60's music, my 14-year-old daughter and her best friend got
front-row tickets to a Peter, Paul, and Mary concert. When they
returned home, my daughter said, "During the show, we looked back an saw
hundreds of little lights swaying to the music. At first we thought
people were holding up cigarette lighters. Then we realized that the
lights were the reflections off all the eyeglasses in the audience.
got this via email...
