Joke: Why parents drink...

[Phillips]

The boss wondered why one of his most
valued employees had phoned in sick one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of
the main computers, he dialed the
employee's home phone
number and was greeted with a child's
whisper. " Hello ? "

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

" Yes ," whispered the small
voice.

May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, " No ."

Surprised and wanting to talk
with an adult, the boss
asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered,
" No ."

Hoping there was somebody with
whom he could leave
message, the boss asked, "Is
anybody else there?"

" Yes ," whispered the child, "
a policeman ".

Wondering what a cop would be
doing at his employee's
home, the boss asked, "May I
speak with the policeman?"

" No, he's busy ", whispered the
child.

"Busy doing what?"

" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and
the Fireman ," came
the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard
a loud noise in the
background through the earpiece
on the phone, the boss
asked, "What is that noise?"

" A helicopter " answered the
whispering voice.

"What is going on there?"
demanded the boss, now truly
apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child
answered, " The search
team just landed a helicopter ."

Alarmed, concerned and a little
frustrated the boss
asked, "What are they searching
for?"

Still whispering, the young
voice replied with a
muffled giggle... " ME ."

 

[JClarke]

Cheeky Kid

 

[Handsome_Smiley]

Lol, I remember this joke. It still good. If my kids did that, they would need someone to protect them from me.

 

[Awauphi]

hahaha bad kid!!!! hehehe.. if my son did this to me I would be mad at him! waste police and fire dept time and money when they really are needed somewhere else you know? ouch!

 

[Hwy99]

!!!!!