Jesus' Speech to Bush

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Jesus' Speach to Bush

my friend found this really funny video game on the net. u have to beat George W. Bush. and u get to be characters like Hulk Hogan, Mr. T, He-Man, Howard Stern, Rosie o Donnell, Jessica Lynch, John Edwards, Christopher Reeves and Jesus.... lol its really screwed up. but in it, it tells u what Bush has done to the government, to the Economic world, and America. and there's this part where jesus and bush are talking to eachother and i figured id write it down and show u guys. it has some good points in it. here u go
oh, i wasn't sure where to put this thread. Mods if u want to move it to where u think it should be, go ahead.

Bush: god is on our side. we are good they are evil.
if ur not with us, ur terrorists
and if u dont support me, ur family will be killed by terrorists just
like in the sept. 11th.
is that what u want? for ur family to be killed? is that what
its going to take?
Fear! Fear! Fear! Fear!
Fear the enemy. find the enemy. kill the enemy. and everything will be
perfect.
oh yeah...and god hates fags. any questions?

Jesus: what?! first of all, my number one message was always to
love thy neighbor and thyn enemy!
preaching "god hates fags" in my name is fundamentally not a christian
virtue, no matter what the bible says!
this is a perfect example of how many fool in error can distort religious
scripture to justify hatred and violence.
your "in the name of god" rhetoric is the same justification the
terrorists used in their attack!
if anything it seems to me that you and the terrorists are more on
the same side than u think.

Bush: now hold on jesus...let me ask u a question
if osama bin laden could vote, would he vote for bush or kerry?
i am the only one strong enough to protect our nation from those
"evil doers!"

Jesus: osama bin laden must be brought to justice, however...it is of the
utmost importance that we recognize that osama bin laden is more than
a man... OSAMA BIN LADEN IS A MINDSET!
and every time america starts wars such as the one in iraq, whether
it is justified or not, the muslim blood that is spilled will plant the
seed of bin laden in the minds of muslims who have become disenfranchised,
hungry,angry and dishonered by america.
everytime america buddies up with israel the arch enemy of the same people
america is trying to win the hearts and minds of in iraq we plant the seed
of bin laden in the minds of more people who distort the true principles
of their religion. every time america spits in the face of the international
community and enforces its will and might upon the rest of the world, the
seed of bin laden is planted in the minds of more and more people!

Bush: NO NO NO! its simple! to get rid of terrorists u just hunt them down
and kill them, its that simple!!

Jesus: WRONG! TO GET RID OF TERRORISTS U STOP GIVING THEM GOOD
REASONS TO HATE AMERICA!!
the sympathy that america gained from the world after 9-11 was quickly
smothered by ur arrogance and inability to work with international community.
half of the people in america may like you, but 90% of the people
in the rest of the world hate u! and with odds like that, insurgent
attacks in iraq will continue to rise, and its only a matter of time
before america faces another attack!
u were naive enough to believe that getting rid of saddam hussein would
bring peace and love for america in iraq and ur still naive enough
to believe that getting rid of bin laden and hunting down terrorists cells
will bring peace and security to america!
we're not safer now than we were before 9-11! people all over the world
hate us more than ever.
the world has grown to learn that they cannot trust George W. Bush. for
the reason, america needs a president who has a plan to work with the
international community a president who will not alienate the world by
unilaterally starting wars based on shoddy evidence and lies,
a president who has a plan to restore to america the image of hope,
prosperity, freedom and reason and defeat america's new image of being
imperialistic, arrogant, greedy, stupid and war bent!
and therefore president bush...to answer ur question...if osama bin laden
could vote, he would vote for u!
and he would thank you for spreading the bin laden gospel of anti americanism
through out the entire world like never before!
 
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here's the link to the game if u want to play it. just to let u know, there's cussing and also...the marshmellow man from the movie GhostBusters...he shoots his sperm at you. thats his weapon. but still...a fun game. i finally beat it.


http://www.emogame.com/bushgame.html
 
I remember playing that game over a year ago! I beat it... hehehe!
 
Emo Game. Wow. I never thought I'd see anything related to that posted here. I'd advise you to play the other games on the site, and let me know how tasteful it is. Emo Game 1 is one of the most vulgar things you will ever see.

But, to get back on topic, yes this is some good reading. I don't think its necessarily anything divinely inspired, but a much wiser than "Kill'em in Christ's name" mindset.
 
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oh i agree the game was pretty messed up. but still, it really breaks it down and show's u what Bush has been doing.
 
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