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Mark noticed he was running low on rubbers, so he stopped by
the local drugstore on the way home.
"What size?" asked the blonde pharmacist's assistant sweetly.
When he admitted he wasn't sure of his size, the blonde led him into
the back room, lifted her skirt and told him to enter her.
He was delighted to oblige.
"Size six," she told him after a moment. "Now, take it out.
How many do you want?"
Mark bought a dozen, and on his way home, he ran into his friend
Tom. Mark eagerly told Tom the whole story.
Tom rushed down to the drugstore to place on order,
"But I'm afraid I don't know my size," he told the sales girl.
So the blonde led him in to the back room and repeated the
procedure.
"Size seven, Sir. Now take it out please. How many would you like?"
But Tom kept on going until he was done. "None thanks," he told her
zipping up his pants and grinning. "I just came in for a fitting."
the local drugstore on the way home.
"What size?" asked the blonde pharmacist's assistant sweetly.
When he admitted he wasn't sure of his size, the blonde led him into
the back room, lifted her skirt and told him to enter her.
He was delighted to oblige.
"Size six," she told him after a moment. "Now, take it out.
How many do you want?"
Mark bought a dozen, and on his way home, he ran into his friend
Tom. Mark eagerly told Tom the whole story.
Tom rushed down to the drugstore to place on order,
"But I'm afraid I don't know my size," he told the sales girl.
So the blonde led him in to the back room and repeated the
procedure.
"Size seven, Sir. Now take it out please. How many would you like?"
But Tom kept on going until he was done. "None thanks," he told her
zipping up his pants and grinning. "I just came in for a fitting."