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Did you know that pink Kryptonite makes him gay?
Superman: The Wedding Album was a comic book, published in 1996 by DC Comics, that featured for the first time in 60 years the real wedding of Lois Lane to Clark Kent/Superman— previous wedding stories had turned out to be hoaxes, dreams, or imaginary tales.
Lois Joanne Lane-Kent is a fictional character who appears in DC Comics’ Superman stories. Created by writer Jerry Siegel and artist Joe Shuster, she first appeared in Action Comics #1 (1938). Lois' physical appearance was originally based on a model hired by Siegel and Shuster named Joanne Carter. Siegel and Carter married years later. Lois's personality was based on Torchy Blaine, a female reporter featured in a series of films from the 1930s. Siegel took her name from actress Lola Lane, who portrayed Torchy in one of the middle entries.
So there, Superman is not gay. He will never be gay, past, present, and future. You know why? He's frigging married to Lois Lane!
Pffftt! That means nothing. My high school band/music teacher (a woman) was married to a gay man. They ended up getting divorced but they had children. Gay men do marry women from time to time.

Pffftt! That means nothing. My high school band/music teacher (a woman) was married to a gay man. They ended up getting divorced but they had children. Gay men do marry women from time to time.
You do realize that Superman's been married for what, 11 years?

in real life as we count? It's myster as we cannot define how many years in comic world.![]()
Did you know that pink Kryptonite makes him gay?