Is Superman gay?

if Superman is gay, there would be no next-superman.
Accord to comic issues, there is future superman family that been found from 835th century. :)
 
Did you know that pink Kryptonite makes him gay?

yeaaa... :pissed:

From an alternate timeline in a 2003 Supergirl storyline by Peter David, this bizarre variety of Kryptonite apparently turned heterosexual Kryptonians temporarily into homosexuals; it was seen in just one panel, with Superman giving flattering compliments to Jimmy Olsen about his wardrobe and decorative sense. It spoofs the more "innocent times" of the Silver Age (Lois Lane is depicted in this story as not understanding what's gotten into Superman)
 
Some of you guys think Superman's gay?

Wellllll, take a good look here:

Superman: The Wedding Album - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Superman: The Wedding Album was a comic book, published in 1996 by DC Comics, that featured for the first time in 60 years the real wedding of Lois Lane to Clark Kent/Superman— previous wedding stories had turned out to be hoaxes, dreams, or imaginary tales.

And this: Lois Lane - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Lois Joanne Lane-Kent is a fictional character who appears in DC Comics’ Superman stories. Created by writer Jerry Siegel and artist Joe Shuster, she first appeared in Action Comics #1 (1938). Lois' physical appearance was originally based on a model hired by Siegel and Shuster named Joanne Carter. Siegel and Carter married years later. Lois's personality was based on Torchy Blaine, a female reporter featured in a series of films from the 1930s. Siegel took her name from actress Lola Lane, who portrayed Torchy in one of the middle entries.

They even made two covers just for the wedding!

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The white one is hard to read, but you can feel an outline of a white "S" logo.

So there, Superman is not gay. He will never be gay, past, present, and future. You know why? He's frigging married to Lois Lane!
 
So there, Superman is not gay. He will never be gay, past, present, and future. You know why? He's frigging married to Lois Lane!

Pffftt! That means nothing. My high school band/music teacher (a woman) was married to a gay man. They ended up getting divorced but they had children. Gay men do marry women from time to time.
 
Pffftt! That means nothing. My high school band/music teacher (a woman) was married to a gay man. They ended up getting divorced but they had children. Gay men do marry women from time to time.

it wouldn't be safe for Superman to place gay's hole :eek3:
 
Pffftt! That means nothing. My high school band/music teacher (a woman) was married to a gay man. They ended up getting divorced but they had children. Gay men do marry women from time to time.

You do realize that Superman's been married for what, 11 years?
 
in real life as we count? It's myster as we cannot define how many years in comic world. :ugh3:

Yeah, we can count it like we do in the real world.

If you have checked out the comics lately, you will see a lot of references to 2007. Superman will say it's 2007 and he will still call Lois his wife.
 
I'm laughing so hard. No, Superman is NOT a gay character. He's as straight as an arrow.

I know Bryan Singer (the director) very well... I've gone out with him many times and we always had a blast together. Yes, he's gay BUT he was NOT interested in making Superman gay at all.

Gays are fantasizing too much about having a gay hero.
 
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