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Facts ? It sounds farfetchin' to me -- impossible....
 
apathrev said:
Some people have no sense of humor :roll:
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Yeah, I know - but, to me that's farfetchin' ya know ? Gee :lol: You are funny...
 
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: These are my favorite!

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce.
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Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.
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Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
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Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
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Vin Diesel once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
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Other ones are all right, Not too funny as the ones I listed above. :laugh2: I would say the other ones were strange, werid and silly. ;)
 
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