I Got Arrested

:giggle:........you got arrested for being homeless after being thrown out of the homeless shelter

me?....(who's the inmate that stole my cookie?)
 
you got arrested for telling cop that cops breath really stink!


ew i see some leftover vomit in the cop car.
 
you got arrested for passing gas in the cops car which caused an explosion which caused the TV crew to show up wearing as masks

me?........
 
you got arrested for making obscene phone calls to Mabel's Whorehouse in Las Vegas, Nevada

me?....
 
You got arrested for donating 50,000 issues of the latest Playboy to the Children's Wish Foundation with Bill Gates' credit card. :lol:
 
:giggle: :giggle:

you got arrested for doing the "moon walk" in ur boss' office and telling him to "Beat It"

me?
 
You got arrested for shaving your head, divorcing K-Fed and going to rehab. Way to go Rockin'. :P :lol:
 
Cop arrested me for my saying you stole my missing link (D*ck) to cop.... :giggle:

That's how i got arrest in first place....
 
you got arrested for disturbing the peace...letting ur dog named "Sweetheart" go out late at nite...couldn 't find her....and hollaring "Sweetheart! Sweetheart!...and all the neighborhood answering..."What?! What?!"

me?....(back in the slammer!)
 
You were arrested for setting Michael Jackson loose in the Cosby household.

Me?
 
You got arrested because you couldn't choose between Wrigley's and Trident gum and held up the line so long at the store it had to close.

What did I get arrested for?
 
you got arrested for singing/signing "Let's Blame It On Rosie....Rosie....Rosie....Red, Red Wine"! when you were pulled over for speeding & driving on the wrong side of the road & switching "lanes" on the sidewalk

and me?
 
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