rockin'robin
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Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
I can only please one person per day.
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RR, if you can't please me today nor tomorrow, I'll please you.
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gate and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."
The cat thought for a minute and said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a very fluffy pillow to sleep on."
God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident; they went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gate with the same offer he made to the cat. The mice agreed among themself and said, "Well we have had to run all our lives, from cats, from dogs and even people with brooms! If we could just have some roller skates, we would not have to run again."
God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. God found the cat sound to sleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakes her and ask, "Is everything ok? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
The cat replies, "Oh, it is wonderful. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have sent over are delicious."
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gate and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."
The cat thought for a minute and said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a very fluffy pillow to sleep on."
God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident; they went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gate with the same offer he made to the cat. The mice agreed among themself and said, "Well we have had to run all our lives, from cats, from dogs and even people with brooms! If we could just have some roller skates, we would not have to run again."
God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. God found the cat sound to sleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakes her and ask, "Is everything ok? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
The cat replies, "Oh, it is wonderful. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have sent over are delicious."