Humor for Lexophiles (Lovers of words)

KristinaB

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You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

A calendar's days are numbered.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper cpray is now a seasoned veteran.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head."

A will is a dead giveaway.
 
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