How Hot It Is .....

[rockin'robin]

It's so hot...
the Baptists aren't burning any books.

It's so hot...
the retirement center is having a wet t-shirt contest.

It's so hot...
every gay person who came out has gone back in.

It's so hot...
the squirrels are leaving their nuts uncovered.

It's so hot...
Satan went home until it cools off.

It's so hot...
my dog is afraid to lick himself.

 

[Sharky99]

Squirrels leaving their nuts uncovered.. lol that's funny... lol... as for the dog being afraid to lick himself, he gonna get a tongue burning for sure... lol