rockin'robin
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It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
I was visiting online with a buddy in Austin and he said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A friend in southwest Texas told me the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
But just this week, here in Stephenville , a man said he saw a fire hydrant bribing a dog.
In Proctor Lake, another friend caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
Man, it's been hot and dry!
I was visiting online with a buddy in Austin and he said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A friend in southwest Texas told me the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
But just this week, here in Stephenville , a man said he saw a fire hydrant bribing a dog.
In Proctor Lake, another friend caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
Man, it's been hot and dry!
Hey, I got one: Its so dry in Texas that the trees chase the dogs........hey, wait, that's for Arizona! 