High heels more dangerous than sports

I could not walk well in high stillettos. I barely keep my balance while walking in high heels. I am very accident prone and have old ankles and knee injuries....forget it.
 
They are just decoration for my feet to the special events or work. At work I wore high heels in the morning for couples of hours then swtich to flat shoes for the rest of day. :lol: I love how it looks good on me but they are uncomfortable! :tears: whyyyyyyyy
 
I wore high heels, when a plane had to evacuate, everyone else died because I puncutred our inflatable boats. Was nice, since they left all this extra food for me, and I didn't have to share.
 
High heels makes an excellent weapon of choice for women when being attacked. It can leave a hole in the skull or better yet, aim for the eyesocket and the perp is deader than a doorknob.

Yiz
 
A girl at the bar I used to work at got her foot punctured by a stiletto while waiting in line for her jacket lol it was horriblee the paramedics couldn't remove it and the girl who owned the shoe was standing outside the ambulance like a flamingo with one heel on wanting her shoe back lol
 
yizuman said:
High heels makes an excellent weapon of choice for women when being attacked. It can leave a hole in the skull or better yet, aim for the eyesocket and the perp is deader than a doorknob.

Yiz
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Yeah, you just gotta figure out how to get the attacker to wait while you remove your shoe.
 
jillio said:
Yeah, you just gotta figure out how to get the attacker to wait while you remove your shoe.
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Yes, wait and then stand still for the performance. Yeah, I can see it happening. And the rapture is comin' in October. :giggle:
 
Glenn said:
Yes, wait and then stand still for the performance. Yeah, I can see it happening. And the rapture is comin' in October. :giggle:
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I can see it now:

"Excuse me...could I lean on your shoulder while I take this damned heel off and stick it in your eye?"
 
AliciaM said:
A girl at the bar I used to work at got her foot punctured by a stiletto while waiting in line for her jacket lol it was horriblee the paramedics couldn't remove it and the girl who owned the shoe was standing outside the ambulance like a flamingo with one heel on wanting her shoe back lol
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LOL My god. did anyone take pictures of them? :lol:
 
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